Marriage Definition Slate Coasters | Funny Wedding Gift

Marriage definition coasters are a hilarious way to add humour to your home or surprise a couple with a unique wedding gift. These funny marriage coasters feature witty dictionary-style definitions of married life, laser engraved onto natural slate for a stylish and practical keepsake.

Why Choose Our Marriage Definition Coasters?

These high quality wedding slate coasters combine humour and quality craftsmanship, making them perfect for couples who appreciate sarcastic banter and relatable relationship humour. Each coaster in the set features a different funny marriage quote presented in a classic dictionary-style format.

Perfect as:

• wedding gift coasters
• anniversary presents
• engagement gifts
• funny couples gifts
• housewarming presents

Choose Your Style:

Standard Quotes  - Includes our pre-selected set of 4 humorous marriage definitions:

• "Committing to the infinite loop of asking your partner what they fancy to eat, only for them to respond, "Don't mind-what do you want to eat?"
• "An unbreakable promise to annoy that one special person for the rest of your lives"
• "The commitment to sitting in front of the TV together, endlessly scrolling through channels, only to agree on absolutely nothing."
• "A relationship where you take turns shouting to the other person on a different floor at a volume not quite loud enough to hear"

Bespoke Quotes  - Create your own personalised set! You provide 4 custom marriage definitions that are meaningful or funny to you and your partner.

How to Order Bespoke Quotes:

1. Select "Bespoke Quotes" variant when adding to cart
2. Complete your purchase
3. Email info@blackphoenixdesigns.com with your order number
4. Provide your 4 custom marriage definitions (keep them concise to fit the coaster format)
5. We'll create your custom design and send you a proof for approval
6. Your personalised set will be handcrafted and shipped within 5-7 business days

Perfect for:

• Wedding gifts with a sense of humour
• Anniversary presents for couples
• Engagement gifts
• Housewarming gifts for newlyweds
• Valentine's Day with a twist
• Couples who appreciate witty humour

Product Details:

• Set of 4 slate marriage definition coasters
• Made from high-quality natural slate. Natural slate is valued for its durability and unique texture. Learn more about slate as a material at Wikipedia.
• Precision laser engraving
• Each piece has unique natural slate variations
• Protective pads on the base to protect surfaces
• Durable and heat-resistant
• Dictionary-style design format

A brilliant gift that celebrates marriage with humour and keeps drinks off the furniture!

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