Funny Quotes Slate Coaster (Coffee, Wine & G&T)

Add a touch of humour to your home with this handcrafted 10cm funny quotes slate coaster, featuring witty vintage-style quotes.

Each coaster showcases a charming 1950s-inspired illustration paired with tongue-in-cheek text about life's essentials – coffee, wine, and gin & tonic.

Whether you are searching for funny gifts or jokes to share over a drink, these slate pieces are sure to spark a smile.

Choose from three designs:

• Large Coffee: "Of course size matters, no one wants a small cup of coffee"
• Large Wine: "Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine"
• Large Gin & Tonic: "Of course size matters, no one wants a small gin & tonic"

Functional Art: The Perfect Funny Quotes Slate Coaster

These coasters make brilliant gifts for housewarmings, birthdays, or just because. The vintage aesthetic appeals to anyone who enjoys a cheeky laugh.

Each durable slate piece is built to last, protecting your surfaces while serving as a hilarious conversation starter for guests.

Product Details:

• Size: 10cm x 10cm natural slate
• Laser-engraved design with premium finish
• Natural slate texture with protective feet
• Perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself
• Handcrafted in the UK

Our humorous drinkware collection uses high-quality laser engraving to ensure the humorous text remains crisp and clear for years to come.

This 10cm square slate piece fits any standard mug or glass, making it a versatile addition to your coffee table or home bar area.

The natural stone finish provides a rustic feel that contrasts beautifully with the sharp, modern jokes engraved on the surface.

Black Phoenix Designs takes pride in handcrafted quality, ensuring every item meets our high standards before it reaches you.

Experience the blend of traditional materials and funny contemporary wit. These coasters are the ultimate essential for any drink lover.

Order your favourite design today and bring some 1950s-inspired charm and funny observations into your daily routine or gifting plans.

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