{"product_id":"marriage-definition-coasters","title":"Marriage Definition Slate Coasters | Funny Wedding Gift","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eMarriage definition coasters\u003c\/strong\u003e are a hilarious way to add humour to your home or surprise a couple with a unique wedding gift. These \u003cstrong data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"577\"\u003efunny marriage coasters\u003c\/strong\u003e feature witty dictionary-style definitions of married life, laser engraved onto natural slate for a stylish and practical keepsake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1dhluvv\" data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eWhy Choose Our Marriage Definition Coasters?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eThese high quality wedding slate coasters combine humour and quality craftsmanship, making them perfect for couples who appreciate sarcastic banter and relatable relationship humour. Each coaster in the set features a different funny marriage quote presented in a classic dictionary-style format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003ePerfect as:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10kpoco\" data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003ewedding gift coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1j4bsw\" data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003eanniversary presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"149epne\" data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eengagement gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nbkxge\" data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003efunny couples gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3q5fi5\" data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003ehousewarming presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose Your Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Quotes \u003c\/strong\u003e - Includes our pre-selected set of 4 humorous marriage definitions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Committing to the infinite loop of asking your partner what they fancy to eat, only for them to respond, \"Don't mind-what do you want to eat?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"An unbreakable promise to annoy that one special person for the rest of your lives\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"The commitment to sitting in front of the TV together, endlessly scrolling through channels, only to agree on absolutely nothing.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A relationship where you take turns shouting to the other person on a different floor at a volume not quite loud enough to hear\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBespoke Quotes \u003c\/strong\u003e - Create your own personalised set! You provide 4 custom marriage definitions that are meaningful or funny to you and your partner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Order Bespoke Quotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect \"Bespoke Quotes\" variant when adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete your purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmail \u003cstrong\u003einfo@blackphoenixdesigns.com\u003c\/strong\u003e with your order number\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvide your 4 custom marriage definitions (keep them concise to fit the coaster format)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe'll create your custom design and send you a proof for approval\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour personalised set will be handcrafted and shipped within 5-7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWedding gifts with a sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnniversary presents for couples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngagement gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming gifts for newlyweds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValentine's Day with a twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples who appreciate witty humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 4 slate marriage definition coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from high-quality natural slate. Natural slate is valued for its durability and unique texture. Learn more about slate as a material at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Slate\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Natural Slate\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eWikipedia\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrecision laser engraving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach piece has unique natural slate variations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtective pads on the base to protect surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable and heat-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDictionary-style design format\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA brilliant gift that celebrates marriage with humour and keeps drinks off the furniture!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full range of \u003ca href=\"collections\/wedding-gift-ideas\" target=\"_self\" title=\"Personalised wedding gifts\"\u003epersonalised wedding gifts\u003c\/a\u003e and engraved slate coasters\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Phoenix Designs","offers":[{"title":"Standard Quotes","offer_id":56538257129847,"sku":"BPD-COASTER-SLATE-MARRIAGE-001-STD","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bespoke Quotes","offer_id":56538257162615,"sku":"BPD-COASTER-SLATE-MARRIAGE-001-BESPOKE","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/6913\/7271\/files\/marriage-coaster-tv-scrolling-definition.png?v=1768414729","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixdesigns.co.uk\/products\/marriage-definition-coasters","provider":"Black Phoenix Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}