{"product_id":"funny-quotes-slate-coaster","title":"Funny Quote Slate Coaster – Humorous Drink Coaster Gift","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1fdlkam\" data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003eFunny Quote Slate Coaster – Humorous Gift for Home \u0026amp; Office\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1804\"\u003eAdd personality and humour to your home with our \u003cstrong data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003eFunny Quote Slate Coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e, the perfect novelty gift for anyone who enjoys witty sayings, sarcastic humour, and quirky home accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1806\" data-end=\"2073\"\u003eThis engraved slate coaster combines rustic style with everyday practicality. 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