{"product_id":"10cm-slate-coaster","title":"Funny Quotes Slate Coaster (Coffee, Wine \u0026 G\u0026T)","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of humour to your home with this handcrafted 10cm \u003cstrong\u003efunny quotes slate coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e, featuring witty vintage-style quotes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach coaster showcases a charming 1950s-inspired illustration paired with tongue-in-cheek text about life's essentials – coffee, wine, and gin \u0026amp; tonic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are searching for \u003cstrong\u003efunny\u003c\/strong\u003e gifts or \u003cstrong\u003ejokes\u003c\/strong\u003e to share over a drink, these slate pieces are sure to spark a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose from three designs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Coffee:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Of course size matters, no one wants a small cup of coffee\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Wine:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Gin \u0026amp; Tonic:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Of course size matters, no one wants a small gin \u0026amp; tonic\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunctional Art: The Perfect Funny Quotes Slate Coaster\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese coasters make brilliant gifts for housewarmings, birthdays, or just because. The vintage aesthetic appeals to anyone who enjoys a cheeky laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach durable slate piece is built to last, protecting your surfaces while serving as a hilarious conversation starter for guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 10cm x 10cm natural slate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-engraved design with premium finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Slate\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"wiki slate\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eNatural slate \u003c\/a\u003etexture with protective feet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for friends, family, or yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur humorous drinkware collection uses high-quality laser engraving to ensure the humorous text remains crisp and clear for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 10cm square slate piece fits any standard mug or glass, making it a versatile addition to your coffee table or home bar area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe natural stone finish provides a rustic feel that contrasts beautifully with the sharp, modern \u003cstrong\u003ejokes\u003c\/strong\u003e engraved on the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack Phoenix Designs takes pride in handcrafted quality, ensuring every item meets our high standards before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExperience the blend of traditional materials and \u003cstrong\u003efunny\u003c\/strong\u003e contemporary wit. These coasters are the ultimate essential for any drink lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder your favourite design today and bring some 1950s-inspired charm and \u003cstrong\u003efunny\u003c\/strong\u003e observations into your daily routine or gifting plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou might also like our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/blackphoenixdesigns.co.uk\/products\/marriage-definition-coasters?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=marriage\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"Marriage definition coasters\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eMarriage definition coasters\u003c\/a\u003e for a light-hearted take on married life. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Phoenix Designs","offers":[{"title":"Large Coffee","offer_id":56769533378935,"sku":"BPD-COASTER-SLATE-QUOTES-001-COFFEE","price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Wine","offer_id":56769533411703,"sku":"BPD-COASTER-SLATE-QUOTES-001-WINE","price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large Gin \u0026 Tonic","offer_id":56769533444471,"sku":"BPD-COASTER-SLATE-QUOTES-001-GT","price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/6913\/7271\/files\/1A7D5CFF-47DD-450B-85D2-4CCB3A2018CC.jpg?v=1771593344","url":"https:\/\/blackphoenixdesigns.co.uk\/products\/10cm-slate-coaster","provider":"Black Phoenix Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}